NOT JUST ANOTHER DEAR JOHN LETTER

My Dearest Grey’s Anatomy,

This will be the hardest letter I have ever had to write but the time has come for it to happen. I really think we have reached the end of our relationship. I think we should start seeing other people. I know this may come as a shock to you but hear me out.

I have stuck by you through the rough times, the civil war replica bomb, the surprise ex-wife, the organ stealing, the ferry crashes, the OR ceilings caving in caused by massive indoor plumbing issues and the Kevorkian interns but lately you have just become too demanding. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. I mean all the high school-esce fighting, the doc-swap-a-thon and for God’s sake Izzy knockin’ boots with a ghost, it’s just too much. My life is already so full I can’t handle another Calli, semi-pro lesie relationship or Mark sleeping with one more random person.

You are so foreign to me lately that you it’s like you are freakin’ Chinese and now you ask me to follow you whilst you save a serial killer. No my dear, this is one rabbit hole I don’t think I can go down with you.

Oh I will always cherish our good times. The time when Bailey sang me a lullabye, all the times we danced it out, the time you made me the house out of candles, and the music. Oh the music. You brought such wonderful new melodies into my life and for that I will always be thankful. Even after all this I still think it is best for the both of us if we go our separate ways.

Please don’t make this harder than it already is by trying to lure me back with empty promises of how you can change and how it will be better this time if you have one more chance. I don’t want this to be awkward, so if we see one another from time to time let’s just resolve to smile, nod and go about our business. I know you will find someone new who will fall for you the way I once did. I just hope that you can find the strength to pull yourself together, for your own sake. Take care my old friend. Maybe one day we will cross paths again.

Love,
Donya