VICTORY IS MINE!!!!

Ok so I didn't really have anything to do with this but I will revel in the glory none-the-less. Today a California court has ordered the makers of those atrocious Bratz dolls to stop making them. No, not because they are in THE WORST of taste, but because Carter Bryant apparently stole the idea for them whilst working at Mattel.

So effective immediately the MGA company responsible for the entire Bratz doll line has to stop production and even.....wait for it......remove the ones from the store shelves by the end of the year. I know my local Wal-Mart will be thrilled that they no longer have to call clean-up on isle 5 because I THREW UP as I walked down the toy isle and saw these little-half-clothed-white-trash-plastic abominations. (I probably used to many hyphens there but I get light headed thinking about how awful these dolls are.)

Rejoice people of the world. No longer will i have to fear that some jack-hole will buy my daughter one of these God-forsaken things or any of the blasted accessories. I can only hope that Mattel will not re-open production of these "dolls". Barbie has done just fine on her own for the last 50 years.