OK, so I know it's Christmas season and there are 920,751 new toys out there and they ALL have commercials, however some of these toys are FREAKISH and just plain WRONG.

May I introduce to you the Fisher Price Little Mommy Gotta Go Doll


This is a doll that pees and poops, which in and of itself isn't that bad, I mean I had a Baby Alive, but this doll has sounds AND visuals. It has a little potty and when you put the doll on said potty there are peeing and wait for it......plopping noises. That's right, there are actual plop sounds. And if that isn't bad enough when you pick up the doll there, in the potty is pee and yep, you guessed it, poop! There on this little flipping disk thing is a picture of two little pieces of fecal matter on a yellow pee colored background. WHO IN GOD'S NAME THINKS OF THIS STUFF.

Oh but that isn't the worst of it. People meet the most offensive child’s doll EVER!!!



The BRATZ dolls are horrible little Barbie sized dolls with oversized heads and dress like, well street walkers. Now from the evil genius minds of MGA comes BRATZ BABY. These "babies" have glitter diaperish clothing and bejeweled bottle holder, makeup and ridiculous hair. I know Barbie had her faults of not being proportionately correct but at least she had clothes and ambition. She was an astronaut for God's sake.

I am just going to put this out there, if you buy these or any toys like them, you are a bad parent. There I said it. The only way the toy makers will stop making these disgusting and flat out heinous toys is if you stop buying them. Whatever happened to stuffed animals, and trains and God forbid A BOOK. I DARE someone to buy this crap for my daughter and actually think it will be allowed in my house.